More Insurance Humor

Indemnification

Larry's barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurance company.
Susan: "We had that barn insured for fifty thousand and I want my money."
Agent: "Whoa there, just a minute Susan, it doesn't work quite like that. We will ascertain the value of the old barn and provide you with a new one of comparable worth."
Susan, after a pause: "I'd like to cancel the policy on my husband."

Ill-Fated Ironies

Investigators in Maui determined the cause of a recent blaze that engulfed a home turned out to be a short in a newly installed fire prevention system.

"This is even worse than last year," said the homeowner, "when someone broke in and stole my new security system."

Let's hope he doesn't have a car theft alarm.

More Claims Humor.

To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front I struck a pedestrian.

I was sure the the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him.

A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face.

I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my head through it.

The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.